The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe: Quotes!!! YAY!

Movie quotes are one of the best things in the world. (in my opinion) Believe it or not, but The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe has quite a few of AWESOME quotes! YAY! Lets start from the beginning.

Professor's House Keeper: There will be no runnin', and no shoutin'. No improper use of the dumb waiter.. (Susan reaches for statue) And NO touchin' of the historical artifacts.

Susan: Gastrovascular. Come on Peter, Gastrovascular.
Peter: Is it Latin?
Susan: Yes
Edmund: Is it Latin for the worst game ever invented?

Lucy: We could play hide and seek.
Peter: (sarcastically) But we're already having so much fun.

Mr. Tumnus: No matter what happens, Lucy Pevensie, I'm glad to have met you.

Susan: Besides we could all use the fresh air.
Edmund: It's not like there isn't air inside.

Mrs. Beaver: You should've brought a map!
Mr. Beaver: There wasn't room next to the jam!

Mrs. Beaver: You're worse than Beaver on bath day.
Mr. Beaver: Worse day of the year.

Peter: If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big fluffy hat.

Lucy: (To Susan after Santa leaves) I told you he was real.

Santa: Long live Aslan.

Lucy: Don't Beavers make dams?
Mr. Beaver: I'm not that fast, dear.

Dwarf: It's so warm out. (Witch glares at him) I'll go and check the sleigh.

Witch: If it is a war Aslan wants, then it's a war he shall get.

Aslan: Beaver also mentioned that you wanted to turn him into a hat.

Dwarf: You're not going to kill me?
Witch: Not yet.

Centaur: Numbers do not win a battle.
Peter: No. But I bet they help.

Peter: Are you with me?
Centaur: To the death.

Mr. Beaver: When Adam's flesh and Adam's bone sits at Cair Paravel and throne, the evil time will be over and done.
Susan: You know, that doesn't really rhyme.

Fox: Forgive me your majesty. *Bows*
White Witch: Oh don't waste my time with flattery.
Fox: Not to seem rude, but I wasn't actually talking to you. *Looks at Edmund*

Fox: Relax. I'm one of the good guys.
Mr. Beaver: Yeah? Well you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones.
Fox: An unfortunate family resemblance. But we can argue breeding later. Right now we've got to move.

Dwarf: (To Edmund) This way for your num-nums.

Susan: The professor knew we were coming.
Edmund: Perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled.

Susan: It's our sister sir. Lucy.
Professor: The weeping girl?
Susan: Yes, sir. She's upset.
Professor: Hence the weeping.

Mr. Beaver: Peter said to get out!
Edmund: Peter's not king yet.

Peter: What's she doing?
Mrs. Beaver: You'll be thanking me later. It's a long journey, and Beaver gets pretty cranky when he's hungry.
Mr. Beaver: I'm cranky now!

Susan: She thinks she's found a magical land... in the upstairs wardrobe.
Professor: (Suddenly interested) What did you say?
Peter: Um, the wardrobe. Upstairs. Lucy thinks she's found a forest inside.
Susan: She wont stop going on about it.
Professor: What was it like?
Susan: Like talking to a lunatic!
Professor: No, no, no. Not her. The forest!
Susan: You not saying you believe her?
Professor: You don't?
Susan: But, of course not, I mean logically it's impossible.
Professor: What do they teach in schools these days?


Maugrim: Please don't try to run. Were tired...
Wolf: And we'd prefer to kill you quickly.

Peter: FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!!!!!!

OK. That was a lot of quotes *panting* hope you enjoyed!
~ Aloisa Quintal